Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

"I Am Santa Claus" (CDR)

  1. "There's Another Santa Claus" (2:00)
  2. "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" (1:54)
  3. "I Am Santa Claus" (3:22)
  4. "Manger 6"--spoken word (0:43)
  5. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" (2:07)
  6. "I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer" (3:00)
  7. "Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator" (1:23)
  8. "Grahbe Yahbalz" (1:07)
  9. "A Letter to Santa"--spoken word (2:39)
  10. "Jingle Hells Bells" (2:38)
  11. "The Kids"--spoken word (2:17)
  12. "The Magical Kingdom of Claus" (5:52)
  13. "The 'What's it to Ya' Chorus" (2:37)
  14. "Didn't I Get This Last Year?" (3:21)
  15. "The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau"--spoken word (3:01)
  16. "O Christmas Tree"--instrumental (2:33)

This was one of about a dozen discs I copied from my brother. At first I was merely going to rip the few tracks that I like (esp. "I Am Santa Claus", a hilarious parody of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man") but in the end, decided it was best to copy the whole thing, including the artwork. Most of these songs are parodies of traditional Christmas songs, plus some odd "spoken word" comedy bits. ("A Letter to Santa", for instance is spoken in the style of Marlon Brando in The Godfather, and "Jingle Hells Bells" is a generic, Bon Scott-era pastiche of AC/DC, which doesn't really follow any specific song by them, except for the "Highway to Hell"-ish intro.) I also really like "O Christmas Tree", which [spoilers may follow] includes a CHAINSAW as the main "instrument", and ends with a cry of "TIMMMBERRRRRRR!!!!".

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