Selected lyrics from "U.S.A. FOR M.O.D." "A.I.D.S." ---------- You're accused of the following charges You're a a woman trapped inside of a man Your sexuality no one can deny you But your preference we can't understand You are the loneliest of people It's time for you to realize AIDS like the plague is from God For he sees something wrong in his eyes ANALY INFLICTED DEATH SENTENCE! A-I-D-S! ANALY INFLICTED DEATH SENTENCE! A-I-D-S! ANALY INFLICTED DEATH SENTENCE! A-I-D-S! ANALY INFLICTED DEATH SENTENCE! A-I-D-S! That's what you get for having a penis up your ass (You should have used a condom) That's what you get when you swallow another man's load (A lubricated condom) How do you find love in a man's hairy ass (You should have used a condom) Millions of hamsters running rampant through your bowels (Take the Hershey highway) Fudge packing men Fudge packing men Fudge packing men Fudge packing men A manly man Fudge packing men Fudge packing men Fudge packing men ANALY INFLICTED DEATH SENTENCE! A-I-D-S! "SPANDEX ENORMITY" ------------------ Waiting here in line Suddenly from behind She's still a block away Why'd it have to be today What do I see She recognizes me She hugs and squeezes me THE SPANDEX ENORMITY She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this Trick or Treat It's too late, she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck her I'd rather masturbate SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery What a fucking beast Her ass alone would be a feast And her love drippings Contained a stench of rotted yeast The show must go on It's the end of me Taking up the whole front row It's THE SPANDEX ENORMITY She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this Trick or Treat It's too late, she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck her I'd rather masturbate SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery As we were walking off stage You're waiting to come back You got a back stage pass Oh no... I hide my head The sight of you I dread Her chubby little fingers grab my ass Don't talk to me, talk to Nick! Talk to Nick! Why does it always have to be me YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH!! I've had enough of you Take your flubber buns and leave She left here in tears Followed by my cheers I could not help she's fat She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this Trick or Treat It's too late, she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck her I'd rather masturbate SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery SPANDEX, SPANDEX ENORMITY A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery "DON'T FEED THE BEARS" ---------------------- You have to prove That you're not scared Enter the cage Take the dare Screaming death In the beast's lair You couldn't read the sign DON'T FEED THE BEARS Don't go in there You best beware DON'T FEED THE BEARS Stupid fool You should have known That's a place You shouldn't go Polar giant on you Blood starts to flow They belong not in a cage But in the fucking snow Don't go in there You best beware AND PLEASE DON'T FEED THE FUCKING BEARS!! "BALLAD OF DIO" --------------- In the dark of the day Or the black of the sun He's coming for you LOOK OUT! "BUBBLE BUTT" ------------- Bubble Butt! Bubble Butt! Bubble Butt! Bubble Butt! Bubble Butt! Bubble Butt! She's so fat... BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE, BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT!!! [repeat] "RUPTURED NUPTUALS" ------------------- I bust my balls, I break my back To come home to a slut You broke your vows you dirty bitch I'll kick you in your cunt! RUPTURED NUPTUALS! "ODE TO HARRY" -------------- Harry got in his car and turned the key Started up and headed down the L.I.E.* Too cheap to own a real car He had a Volkswagon Rabbit And that put an end to Harry's cheap habit The trucker couldn't stop So the driver took aim And when he hit Harry Harry burst into flames You're dead now Harry, you can't come back You'd still be alive if you drove a Cadillac! [* - Long Island Expressway] Lyrics copyright Zazmar Music. Reprinted w/o permission.